Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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