How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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