What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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