I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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