I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I think people are normalizing furries
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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