Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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