I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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