People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
