We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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