I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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