She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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