What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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