im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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