girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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