So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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