Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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