theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Well I just put wine in my tea
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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