I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Farmville is her only friend.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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