Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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