we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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