butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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