My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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