Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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