I wanna bring you to show and tell
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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