I'm going to jail i love you
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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