So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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