You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I want to make a zoo with you.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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