but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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