Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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