wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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