Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
