So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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