Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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