If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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