You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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