Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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