I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Barsexuality is the new black.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
