Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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