So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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