Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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