walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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