so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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