I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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