ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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