Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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