Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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