Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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