He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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