yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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