you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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