i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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